I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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