How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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