i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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