Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
