I'm laying in your front yard are you home
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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