On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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