Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I have aggressive nipples.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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