I need help removing her.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
A+ Viking dick
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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