do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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