so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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