There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You don't make any sense
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