So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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