In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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