What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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