mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
