At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
