M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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