you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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