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(908): View more from New Jersey

girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?

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Why are you in my underwear drawer?

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(989): View more from Michigan

I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

no, didnt close...

(978): View more from Massachusetts

What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...

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(571): View more from Virginia

found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.

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(516): View more from New York

Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment

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(954): View more from Florida

well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.

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(816): View more from Missouri

All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.

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