Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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