is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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