Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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