in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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