member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
