I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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