Those balls look pretty dangerous.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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