Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Randomize