I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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