I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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