so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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