He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You may now shotgun with the bride
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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