Dual....:-)
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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