I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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