Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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