i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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