The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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