There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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