why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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