whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
