He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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