found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
love makes seman taste better
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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