I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
