Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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