The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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