Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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