Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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