some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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