we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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