How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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