you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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