I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Randomize
