I wanna bring you to show and tell
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
